Posted by: performanceproduction | November 13, 2012

Apparently recipes are all I post

Step 1: Decide you want a Mamie Taylor.

Step 2: Drop two cubes of crystallized ginger into a rocks glass, cover with a finger of Walker Black, drop 2 dashes of Angostura Bitters in.

Step 3: Have a cigarette while it soaks.  If you like your ginger to soak in more flavour, masturbate before or after the cigarette.

Step 4: Wash hands, if you like your ginger to soak in more flavour.

Step 4: Fill glass with ice, pour more Walker Black until glass is half full.

Step 5: Remember that you don’t have any ginger beer.  Think for a minute.

Step 6: Fill half of the rest of glass with ginger liqueur.

Step 7: Top off with Pimm’s No. 1

Step 8: Give the whole thing 2 brisk stirs with a cocktail spoon.

Step 9: Let sit 1-2 minutes.

Step 10: Drink.

Step 11: Come up with a name for me, since apparently I’m the first one to ever make this drink.

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Responses

  1. BLACK GINGER.

  2. […] and pick one up. But if it’s an adult beverage you’re after, you’re better off pouring this over ice, adding a couple fingers of Johnny Walker Black and topping it off with Navan. And it would be called a Johnny Brown […]

  3. […] and pick one up. But if it’s an adult beverage you’re after, you’re better off pouring this over ice, adding a couple fingers of Johnny Walker Black and topping it off with Navan. And it would be called a Johnny Brown […]


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